Sue

Sue was the former girlfriend of Walt Disney.The relationship began when Disney asked her out on a date to which she replied, "Yeah okay" and they went. They got pizza and soon after they made love.

Unfortunately for the couple Sue's father did not approve of the relationship as Disney was not a Jew. One night her father drugged her and performed a shotgun marriage between Sue and a banker named Herzel in the hopes that it would end Sue and Disney's relationship. Instead, it caused Disney to snap and kill the entire family via strangulation with a phone cord. As a result Disney was forced to transform into Mel Gibson.